Steven Latimer

Because certain elements are difficult to understand in this video, I have included a transcipt for convenience.

[Note: where possible, I have hyperlinked revelers' webpages or blogs. Just me trying to be a nice guy, or something like that.] Enjoy!

--Transcript--

Mike Garrett: The things on your hand are so you remember it or not to remind you how much you drank last night.

Jared Kobulnicky: [inaudible]

Jason Kenney: You can finish it, Steven.

Steven Latimer: Say what?

Jason: You can finish it off; I’m recording. It’s a video now.

Steven: Oh, you’re recording it?

Jason: Yes, it’s not just pictures now, it’s a – a whole long thing…probably, it’s probably getting me anything you want. Drink, drink, drink.

Mike: Do it! You can finish that! Do it! Just finish the little bit!

Jason: Now go ahead and get your chaser. You’re all right. [chuckles]

Steven: I don’t feel all right. [laughter by all]

Rick Sincere: It’s that great rite of passage, alcohol poisoning.

Jason: It’s way early for that. [inaudible] Are you okay? [to Steven]

Steven: Yeah!

Jason: Okay. You’re nose is all itchy.

Steven: Itchy?

Jason: It looks like your nose is you’re like…holding back a sneeze or something. We’ve all been through it Steven, it’s okay.

[inaudible]

Mike: You’re in the final stretch.

Jason: That’s one gulp.

Olivia Lloyd: Yeah, that is.

Rick: Yeah, you can take that. That’s not gonna be hard.

Jason: Come on Steven it puts hair on your chest.

Rick: It’s watered down, anyway.

Steven: Say what, man?

Jason: Puts more hair on your chest.

Jared: Dr Pepper doesn’t.

Steven: It -- it subtracts hair.

Jason: Leads to hair loss, chest hair loss

Jared: Impotence. [laughter] I think in fact it does, actually.

Steven: Ha-ha

Rick: We’re all sober.

Olivia: Come on you got it.

Jason: Last leg.

Steven: It takes time; it takes time.

Rick: There’s a light at the end of the tunnel

Jason: The light really is just more alcohol … There’s Budweiser waiting for you at home.

Steven: Not quite.

Jason: That’s one more sip. Not even. You can breathe that in. Did you backwash into it?

Jason: [inaudible] I’ve gotta stop talking; it ruins your drinking.

Steven: Rick – are you capable of putting this into YouTube?

Rick: I can put it on YouTube if you want.

Steven: Can every camera do that, or just your camera? Because I know that you’re a YouTube connoisseur.

Rick: Well, I’m not so much of a connoisseur, but I’m a producer.

Steven: Can you produce me?

Rick: Yeah!

Jason: Can we make this like with action-packed stuff like special effects and slow motion?

Rick: I can make him turn green if he wants!

Steven: [cackles]

Olivia: Speed it up so he doesn’t take 40 minutes

Jason: Looks like Steven drank that real quick.

Rick: I -- I’m very good with editing; hey, I edited the whole Republican convention down to two minutes.

Jason: The two relevant minutes?

Mike: Just stitch him together his first sip
and his, like, last gulp.

Jason: Just kinda freeze the picture while
it’s back…

Rick: How much time do you have on that camera?

Jason: This has, like, another hour and forty minutes. He’s got some
good memory in here.

Jared: Steven I bought this drink at 7:10 [inaudible].

Steven: Wow

Jason: So you are far from drunk!

Rick: It took him two hours to drink that!?

Jason: [inaudible] it’s bottomless. (joking) It’s really got your money’s worth.

Steven: [finishes drink]

Jason: Steven, is their anything you’d like to say to the folks at home?

Steven: What should I say?

Jason: Whatever you’d like.

Rick: How do you feel?

Olivia: You just finished it.

Jason: What are you going to do next?

Steven: Go to DisneyWorld!